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World of Warcraft: Dragonflight - The Loop

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A listing of Francis' Quotes and cut quotes, too known as Captions in Left 4 Expressionless.

Contents

• 1 Intro
  • 1.1 "Yes" responses
  • 1.ii "No" responses
  • 1.3 "Hurrah" responses
  • ane.4 "Arrgh" responses
  • 1.five "Wait" responses
  • ane.six "Cheers" responses
  • 1.vii "Allow's go" commands
  • i.viii "Pb on" commands
  • 1.9 "Look" commands (Close)
  • one.10 "Look" commands (Distance)
  • 1.11 "Hurry up" commands
• 2 Friendly Fire
• 3 Calling for rescue
• 4 "Lock the door"
• five Alone
• vi Nice shooting
• 7 Health related
  • vii.1 When another survivor is desperately wounded
  • seven.ii When badly wounded and not carrying a health pack while another survivor carries ane
  • seven.3 You're welcome
  • vii.4 Upon being helped upwardly after being incapacitated
  • vii.5 On depression wellness
  • seven.6 Incapacitated
  • 7.7 When helping up an incapacitated Survivor
  • seven.viii When helping up an incapacitated Survivor on their last life
  • 7.nine Grabbing pills
  • seven.10 Giving pills away
  • 7.11 When healing
  • vii.12 Upon seeing Bill'southward trunk
  • seven.13 Upon seeing Louis'due south torso
  • 7.14 Upon seeing Zoey's trunk
  • seven.15 When two survivors died
  • 7.xvi If someone is left incapacitated exterior the saferoom
  • vii.17 If there is one survivor left exterior of the saferoom
• eight Weapon related
  • eight.1 Looking at Piping Bomb
  • 8.two Grabbing Pipage Flop
  • 8.3 Throwing Pipage Bomb
  • 8.4 Picking up Shotgun
  • eight.5 Picking upwards Auto Shotgun
  • 8.6 Picking up Submachine Gun
  • 8.7 Picking up Pistol
  • 8.8 Picking upwardly Hunting Rifle
  • 8.9 Picking upward Assault Burglarize
  • 8.10 Looking at Molotov
  • 8.11 Grabbing Molotov
  • 8.12 Throwing Molotov
• 9 Infected related
  • 9.1 Boomer
  • ix.2 Hunter
  • nine.three Smoker
  • 9.4 Jockey
  • 9.5 Spitter
  • 9.6 Charger
  • 9.vii Tank
  • ix.8 Witch
  • nine.9 Horde
  • 9.10 Killing Special Infected
  • nine.11 Some other Survivor Kills Special Infected
  • 9.12 Setting a Tank on fire (cut)
• 10 Level Specific
  • 10.1 No Mercy
    • ten.1.ane The Apartments
    • x.1.2 The Sewer
    • 10.1.3 The Infirmary
    • 10.ane.4 Rooftop Finale
  • x.2 Crash Grade
    • 10.2.1 The Alleys
    • 10.ii.2 The Truck Depot Finale
  • 10.three Death Cost
  • 10.4 Dead Air
    • 10.4.i The Greenhouse
    • 10.4.ii The Crane
    • 10.4.iii The Construction Site
    • ten.4.4 The Terminal
    • 10.iv.v Track Finale
  • x.5 Blood Harvest
  • 10.6 The Sacrifice
    • ten.half-dozen.ane Intro
    • ten.6.two The Docks
    • 10.6.3 The Barge
    • 10.half-dozen.4 Port Finale
  • 10.7 The Passing
    • x.7.ane Intro
    • 10.seven.2 The Port
      • 10.7.2.i Ending
• 11 Notes

Intro [ ]

• [ As Pecker inspects the mysterious dark-green goo ] "Jesus, don't permit that stop you from smearing it all over yourself."
• "Goddammit, Nib! Augh, it stinks!"
• "Stick together!"
• [ Before shooting the Smoker that is dragging Neb ] "Hang on!"
• [ Subsequently Helping Beak up ] "Merry Christmas."
• [ Waiting for the Tank to come around a corner ] "Come on, come on!"

The following are lines used on the PC "commands" and "responses" lists when (past default) holding downward Z or Ten.

"Aye" responses [ ]

• "Yes."
• "Roger that, good buddy."
• "That sounds about correct."
• "Alright."

"No" responses [ ]

• "No."
• "No can do."
• "No sir-ee bob."
• "No way, Jose."
• "Negatory."
• "Hell no!"
• "Not a chance."
• "Nope."

"Hurrah" responses [ ]

• "We are UNSTOPPABLE!"
• "'Hell yeah!"

"Arrgh" responses [ ]

• "F-ing hell!"
• "That's bad."

"Wait" responses [ ]

• "I'm tired of running from these pussies."

"Thank you" responses [ ]

• "Thanks."

"Allow'southward get" commands [ ]

• "Permit's get break stuff!"
• "Let's go impale something!"
• "Become your rear in gear!"
• "HOLY SHIT! RUNNNNNNN!
• "GET THE LEAD OUT!"
• "Let'Southward BEAT IT!"

"Lead on" commands [ ]

• "I'll follow you."

"Look" commands (Close) [ ]

• "Cheque this shit out."
• "Well hell! Wait at this!"
• "What the hell is this?"
• "Somebody better check this out."

"Look" commands (Distance) [ ]

• "Over there."
• "Expect!"
• "Await at this!"

"Hurry up" commands [ ]

• "Hurry!"
• "Hurry information technology up!"

Friendly Burn down [ ]

• "That hurt."
• "Dammit! Will yous knock it off!"
• "Will you knock it off!"
• "Do I look similar a target?"
• "Y'all know I would appreciate it, IF You'D STOP SHOOTING ME."
• "Watch where the hell you're shooting."
• "Watch where y'all're shooting!"
• "Stop. Shooting. Me."
• "Hey! Stop. Shooting. Me."
• "Watch where y'all're shooting!"
• "Don't shoot me!"
• "Watch where yous signal that thing!"
• "Dammit! Watch where you're shooting!"
• "Monsters all over the damn place, and you gotta shoot me."
• "Quit freaking shooting me!"
• "Shoot me again, I'm gonna kick your ass."
• "Do that again, and you're gonna be firing that thing outta your ass."
• Shot past Bill:
  • "AH! You havin' some kinda flashback, Quondam Man?"
  • "God DAMMIT, Bill!"
  • "Bill, quit shootin' me."
  • "Watch yer burn, Old Homo."
  • "Nice Shot, Pecker. That was my ass."
• Shot by Louis:
  • "I'grand gonna shove that gun up your ass, Louis."
  • "Cutting the shit, Louis."
  • "OW! Louis!"
  • "GODDAMN IT, LOUIS! Stop shootin' me!"
  • "Hey! Suity! Quit shootin me!"
  • "LOU-IS Terminate SHOOTING ME!"
  • "Louis, don't exist a punk."
• Shot by Zoey:
  • "Look, sweetheart, I ain't a goddamn vampire."
  • "Knock it off, Zoey."
  • "Zoey. Sweety, Finish SHOOTING ME!"
  • "Zoey, aim that thing somewhere else."
  • "Zoey! Cease shooting me."
• When prepare on fire:
  • "You ready me on goddamn burn down!"
• When a survivor kills another past accident:
  • "Exist conscientious!"
  • "That was not cool."
  • "Pull yer head outta your donkey."
  • "Careful!"
  • "Hey! Careful!"
• When a survivor kills some other on purpose:
  • "That. Was non cool."
  • "Never. Ever. Try that shit on me."
  • "Never. Ever. Do that over again."
  • "What the hell are you doing?"
  • "Hey, come on, you didn't need to do that."
  • "Hey! I'one thousand all for killin'... just non one of ours!"
  • "Stop that shit!"
  • "Y'all effort that shit with me, you ain't gonna exist so happy."
  • "Hey! hey!"
  • "Ah shit, that attitude ain't gonna assist anyone."

Calling for rescue [ ]

• "I could utilize some help over here! Anyone?"
• "Anyone out in that location? I got myself stuck in hither!"
• "Get me the hell out of hither!"
• "Heeeeyyyy! Can anyone hear me? I could use a hand."
• "Hey! Someone permit me out of here."
• "Goddammit, I'm stuck in here! Someone let me out!"
• "When you get a run a risk, can y'all guys get me outta here?"
• "If it ain't also much trouble, I could employ a mitt out of here!"
• "Hey, tin can anyone hear me? I got my ass stuck in hither."
• "Someone desire to let me outta here?"
• "Ah shit I'm stuck! C'mon! I could employ a paw out of here!"
• "Shit, I'thousand stuck in here! Someone give me a mitt!"
• "Goddamn it! I need to go the hell out of hither!"

"Lock the door" [ ]

• "Lock the damn door."
• "Lock the door."
• "Lock that door!"
• "You lot born in a barn? Lock the goddamn door."
• "Lock the freakin' door."
• "Personally, I'm happy to go along fighting. Just you ladies might want to lock the door."
• "Someone gonna lock that door?"
• "Get that lock."
• "Lock the goddamn door."
• "Would yous lock that sucker?"
• "Keep 'em out! Lock that door!"

Alone [ ]

• "Hello?"
• "Where are you?"
• "Where is everyone?"
• "Is anyone in that location?"
• "Marco!"
• "Where'dja guys go?"
• "Where the hell did everyone run off to?"
• "Hello? Where dija become?"
• Rejoining the others:
  • "I'thousand here!"
  • "Hey, I'chiliad here!"
  • "Hello!"
• All survivors rejoined:
  • "Nosotros're all here!"

Nice shooting [ ]

• "Nice shootin', Tex."
• "Nice shootin."
• "You are takin' intendance of business."
• "You're getting skillful with that gun."
• "This is gettin' fun, isn't information technology?"
• "Nice shooting - go along it upwardly."
• "Run across? I told you guns were fun."
• "Sheeeet, yous're all right with that gun."
• "Damn. Go out a few for me."

[ ]

When some other survivor is badly wounded [ ]

• "We oughtta heal up while it's quiet."
• "Seems like a practiced fourth dimension to heal upwards."
• "This might exist a expert time to heal upwards."
• "You should heal up."
• "Someone should use their health pack..."
• To Bill:
  • "Old human being - utilise your wellness kit."
  • "Nib, man, heal upwards."
  • "Bro, heal up."
• To Louis:
  • "Hey Louie, apply your first aid kit."
  • "Louis, y'all gotta heal up, man."
  • "Louis, heal fer chrissake."
• To Zoey:
  • "Zoey, heal upwardly."
  • "Zoey darlin', heal up."
  • "Zoey, patch yerself up."
  • "Hey Zoey, yous oughtta heal."

When desperately wounded and not carrying a health pack while another survivor carries i [ ]

• "Anyone have some get-go aid? I'm about to die."
• "Sure could utilise a med kit. Just sayin'."
• "Tin anyone patch me up?"
• "Ahh - hey, someone wanna patch me up?"
• To Bill:
  • "Bill, could I borrow your med kit? I only wanna await at information technology."
  • "Bill, yous got a med kit I could accept?"
  • "Old homo, you forget y'all have a wellness pack, or you saving that for me?"
  • "Bill, I kinda demand that med kit you been hordin'."
• To Louis:
  • "Louis, you got a med kit I could have?"
  • "Louis, don't bogart that med-kit, man. I'yard hurt."
  • "Louis, while I hate to suspension that ensemble and all, tin I accept your wellness pack?"
  • "Louis, gimme your health pack."
  • "Louis, any run a risk yous can spot me a med kit?"
• To Zoey:
  • "Zoey, you got a health kit for me?"
  • "Hey, little lady, if yous ain't gonna use that health kit I could use it."
  • "Hey Zoey, spare a med kit for a dyin' human?"

You're welcome [ ]

• "Well, hell, you're welcome."
• "I got your dorsum."
• "Any damn fourth dimension."
• "Hey, no problem."
• "No problem."
• "Sure."
• "I told ya I'd accept intendance of ya."
• "No, thank you!"
• "Yer welcome."
• "Yea, I'm pretty awesome."
• "No problemo, pal."
• "It's all good."
• "Gotcha."
• "Whatever, whenever, man."
• "Yeah, well, remember this when nosotros're downwardly to our final beer."

Upon being helped up later on being incapacitated [ ]

• "I'm okay."
• "No, no, I'k all right."
• "Hell if I know."
• "Ah, hey, is this my blood?"
• "I'll arrive."
• "I'll live, I'll live."
• "Uh, how'south my face up?"
• "I've been better."
• "Shit. I hope I don't demand all that blood."
• "Good thing I'm indestructible."
• "Y'all should see the other hundred guys."
• "You call back they'll call us heroes anytime?"
• Cutting:
  • "If I go down, hope you'll go along without me, get help, then come back and save me."
  • "Y'all retrieve they'll telephone call us heroes someday? Nosotros are savin' humanity, correct? A very modest, 4-person chunk of it, but nevertheless."

On low wellness [ ]

• "I don't feel then adept."
• "I don't - I don't know if I am going to make it."
• "Homo, I feel like y'all guys look."
• "I've - I've felt improve."
• "This is turning into i of those days."
• "I have definitely felt amend."
• "I demand to become patched upwards."
• "Fifty-fifty my ass hurts."
• "This is startin' to get to me."
• "I ain't gonna brand it much further."
• "I don't wanna sound like a sissy, but I'm hurt bad."
• "I recall I'm pretty screwed up."
• "I'thou hurtin'."
• "Dammit, I am messed up."
• "Shit, this just hurts."
• "Oooh mama, this hurts."
• "I experience terrible."
• "God, I feel awful."
• "I think I'm gonna puke."
• "I'm feelin' pretty shitty and a fiddling woozy. The woozy is kinda fun."
• "Sheeet, I ain't gonna make it."
• "Shit, I just injure."
• "I feel like shit."
• "I ain't doing then good."
• "I feel pretty crappy."
• "I feel like guys look afterward I've punched them in the face."
• "Shit..."
• "I gotta get some first aid."
• "I need to score a med kit."
• "Ah christ this hurts like hell."
• "Christ, I need a med kit."
• "I ain't gonna make information technology."
• "Goddammit, this hurts."
• "I ain't gonna let these goddamn vampires beat me."
• "Ow. God DAMMIT!"
• "Ah man, somethin' don't feel right."
• "This hurts."
• "I'chiliad pretty hosed."
• "Killed by vampires. What a goddamn disgrace."

Incapacitated [ ]

• "Assistance!"
• "I need some help over hither."
• "I'm in trouble!"
• "Dammit, I demand some assist."
• "Assistance me!"
• "I'm in some trouble!"
• "I need some help over here."
• "Hey! I demand some help!"
• "I need a hand over here!"
• "I'grand in a niggling problem over here!"
• Well-nigh dead:
  • "I demand help At present!"
  • "This is it, I need help now!"
• Hanging on ledge:
  • "Hey, I could utilize a mitt."
  • "Go your ass over here and assistance me upwardly."
  • "Someone want to help me out here?"
  • "Hello. I could utilize a hand."
  • "Someone wanna requite me a hand?"
  • "I'm hanging here."
  • "I ain't hangin' here for fun, get over here and assist me."
  • "Hey, I really need a hand."
  • "Could use a hand here."
• Starting to have trouble hanging on ledge:
  • "Okay, joke's over, get your donkey over hither and pull me up!"
  • "Someone pull me up already!"
  • "I own't gonna last hanging here much longer."
  • "I'm not screwing around, I really need some help over hither!"
  • "For chrissake, pull me up already."
• About to fall:
  • "I'1000 SLIPPING! PULL ME Up!"
  • "Go OVER Hither OR I'M GONNA FALL!"
  • "I CAN'T Hold ON - I'Chiliad GONNA FALL!"
  • "SHIT... I'1000 GONNA FALL!"
  • "I'M GONNA FALL!"
  • "I Can'T Hold ON!"

When helping upward an incapacitated Survivor [ ]

• In the middle of an infected-free area:
  • "Hang on, hang on, I'm here. Relax, I gotcha. Get upwardly. Become up now. We gotta move."
  • "Woah, I thought yous were hosed for sure, but I recall I can get you back on your feet."
  • "Come on, lazy - tin can't have ya laying effectually all twenty-four hour period. We gotta get moving. Let me get y'all upwards."
  • "You look like shit, but I call back I tin can become you upwards on your anxiety enough to keep moving."
  • "C'mon, let's get you lot on your feet. Y'all look pretty messed up, but that might help y'all out a little if you know what I mean."
  • "Don't worry, don't worry, we all go down old. Lemme go you lot up."
  • "Didn't recollect yous were gettin' back up."
  • "Yer a fiddling tougher than ya look. Get up."
  • "Yous ain't gonna exist much help down there. Lemme get ya up."
  • "Nap fourth dimension's over. Let's get y'all upwardly. We gotta keep going."
  • "Nap fourth dimension'south over, sweetie. Let's go you lot up. We gotta go on going."
  • "If you think we wait bad, take a look at the other guys."
  • "Jesus. Homo torso'southward only got nine pints of claret in it. You might want to, like, save some in a cup or something."
  • "Hey, look on the bright side: Even if y'all don't brand it, I'll still exist actually handsome."
  • "You did skilful back at that place. Right upwards to the point where all the zombies attacked and, yous know, about killed ya."
  • "Zombie killin'south harder than it looks, innit?"
  • "Ahhh, yous'll be fine. I'yard pretty sure you're supposed to exist able to see that bone."
  • "Let's get y'all patched up so you lot can become die someplace nicer."
• In action:
  • "Hold on. I'm gonna get you up!"
  • "Come on, come on! Go up!"
  • "Get your ass up, let'southward go!"
  • To Nib:
    • "Become the hell up, Nib!"
    • "C'mon Pecker, become upwards!"
    • "I ain't gonna carry you, Bill. Become the hell up!"
    • "Let's go, Bill. Upward an' at 'em!"
  • To Louis:
    • "Go upwards, Louis!"
    • "Let's go, Louis. Get up!"
  • To Zoey:
    • "Zoey, permit's go, get up!"
    • "C'mon Zoey, get the hell up!"
• Asking the downed survivor how they're doing:
  • "You okay?"
  • "How d'ya feel?"
  • "Tin can you arrive?"
  • "You gonna go far?"
  • "How bad are you?"
  • "Yous expect bad."
  • "How ya doin'?"
• After they responded:
  • "Upward and at 'em."
  • "Come on up!"
  • "Up ya get."
  • "Y'all'll be okay."
  • "I got ya."
  • "Upwards we get."
  • "Hell, you're fine."
  • "Information technology don't await bad."
  • "Come on up."
  • "Allow's motion!"
  • "You're fine."
  • To Bill:
    • "Back to the fight, Billy."
  • To Louis:
    • "Allow'southward go to it, Louis."
  • To Zoey:
    • "You're fine, Zoey."
• Saving a survivor hanging on a ledge:
  • "Come on, don't worry, I gotcha. Up you go."
  • "You call back I was gonna let you lot but hang around all day? Go your ass up here."
  • "You ain't gonna autumn, I gotcha. Quit blubberin' ya little baby, now get your ass support here."
  • "You own't gonna autumn, I gotcha. Get yer donkey up hither!"
  • "You lot own't gonna autumn, I gotcha. Quit blubberin' and get back up here."

When helping upwardly an incapacitated Survivor on their last life [ ]

• "I gotcha, I gotcha. Man, you took a real beatin'. Nosotros gotta find you some get-go assist, cuz you go down like this once again and information technology'south over."
• "No worries - I gotcha, I gotcha. Human, you took a real beatin'. We gotta detect yous some offset aid, cuz you go down like this again and information technology's over."
• "Okay, okay. Come on. Homo, you are on decease's door. We gotta get you some start assistance, 'cause you go down similar this again and it's over."
• "Ah shit, I tin can't prevarication, you lot are messed up bad. Nosotros gotta get you some first assistance, 'cause you go down like this again and it'southward over."
• "I tin can help you upwards, but yous ain't gonna last. We gotta get you some first aid, 'cause you go down like this again and it'south over."
• "Okay, allow'due south get you - Oh, man, they really tore y'all upwards. We gotta go you some first assistance, 'crusade you become downward like this once more and it'south over."
• "I tin can become you upward, but oh shit, We gotta go you lot some first aid, 'cause you go down like this again and it's over."
• "Relax, I gotcha. But, shit, we gotta become you some first aid, 'cause y'all go down like this once again and it's over."

Grabbing pills [ ]

• "Hey, a little pick me up."
• "Grabbing pills."
• "Might demand these."

Giving pills abroad [ ]

• "Merry Christmas."
• "Share the wealth, brother."
• "I got something for y'all."
• "Here, have this."
• "Hold up, I got something for you."
• "Take this."
• "Take information technology. Hell, I don't need information technology."

When healing [ ]

• "Embrace me!"
• "Get my dorsum."
• "Watch my dorsum! Just don't stare at my ass."
• "Watch my back."
• "Spotter my back, bro."
• "Await upwardly. I'one thousand healing."
• "Cover my ass."
• "Healing, embrace me."
• "Wait upwardly, I'm healing."
• "Concord on, gotta heal."
• "I'm healing."

Upon seeing Bill'southward body [ ]

• "Rest in peace, old man."
• "Nib's gone!"
• "Shit, I'm gonna miss the old guy."

Upon seeing Louis'due south torso [ ]

• "The managing director's down for the count."
• "Ahhh. The manager'due south downward for the count."
• "Ah shit, I was just starting to like that guy."
• "Shit, I was only starting to like that guy."
• "Damn it, he didn't deserve this."
• "Rest in peace, brother."

Upon seeing Zoey's body [ ]

• "She's dead."
• "She's gone."
• "She'south - she'south gone."
• "Ah hell, she's dead."
• "Ahh, Zoey. No."
• "Ahh damnit, not Zoey."
• "Goddamn, Zoey's dead!"

When ii survivors died [ ]

• "Two left. All right. Nosotros can however do this."
• "Just 2 of us left. Shit."
• "You and me gotta notice some tougher friends."
• "This shit own't funny."

If someone is left incapacitated outside the saferoom [ ]

• "Are we just gonna leave someone behind?"
• "Nosotros gotta get back out there."
• "We gotta heal up and get dorsum out there."
• "Helpin' is half the fun."
• "Well shit, kill zombies in here or out at that place. Let's go."
• "C'mon girls, permit'due south heal up and get back out in that location."
• "Ahh shit, I just can't sit here and wait for them to dice."
• "Let'southward go impale some zombies."
• "Allow's go kill some vampires."
• "Hell with this. Allow'due south get impale some zombies."
• "Screw this. Let's become kill some vampires."
• "I'one thousand bored. Let'south go kill some zombies."
• "I'g bored. Permit'southward go kill some vampires."
• If it's Bill:
  • "That old human being wouldn't leave one of u.s.a. out there."
  • "We just leavin' Neb out in that location?"
• If it'south Louis:
  • "I don't know man, I don't retrieve we need whatsoever more bankers."
  • "We should peradventure become get Louis. I'thou just sayin'..."
  • "Nosotros just leavin' Louis out there? I hateful, I'thou cool with that if everyone else is."
• If information technology's Zoey:
  • "We can't leave Zoey out there."
  • "We gonna just leave Zoey out in that location?"

If at that place is one survivor left outside of the saferoom [ ]

• If information technology's Bill:
  • "Hey, Adult Diapers, move!"
  • "Hey, Old Folks Home, become in here!"
• If information technology's Louis:
  • "Hey, Ability Tie, become in here!"
• If it'southward Zoey:
  • "Hey, girl, go far here!"

[ ]

Looking at Pipe Bomb [ ]

• "Piping bomb over here!"
• "In that location's a pipe bomb over here."
• "Piping bombs!"

Grabbing Pipe Bomb [ ]

• "Ah great, homemade explosives."
• "This'll blow some shit up."
• "Grabbing a pipage flop."
• "This'll blow the crap outta something."

Throwing Pipage Flop [ ]

• "Fire IN THE HOLE!"

Picking up Shotgun [ ]

• "Shotgun! Alright folks, I'm on crowd control."
• "I'll take this room sweeper."
• "Grabbing a shotgun."

Picking up Auto Shotgun [ ]

• "Got an auto shotgun."
• "Come to daddy, my sweet shotgun."
• "Now this is a shotgun I can love."
• "Those bastards think they're ill at present, wait'll they go a gustation of this."
• "Huh, this shotgun is more than my manner."
• Francis: "Peachy."
  • Zoey: "[Imitating] Smashing."
  • Francis: "A-FRICKIN'-men."
• Francis: "Swell."
  • Louis/Zoey: [Curt laugh]
  • Francis: "What's and so funny? It is smashing."

Picking up Submachine Gun [ ]

• "Woah, full car! Everybody stand dorsum."
• "Total auto! Right on!"
• "Grabbing a machinegun."

Picking up Pistol [ ]

• "A little double pistol activity."
• "Double my fun."
• "Two pistols. Hell yep."
• "I'm taking an extra pistol."

Picking upward Hunting Burglarize [ ]

• "Now that is a sweetness-ass scope."
• "A hunting rifle. Prissy."

Picking upward Assault Rifle [ ]

• "This oughtta put the fear a' God in 'em."
• "Gonna rack some up with this assault rifle."
• "This assail rifle should help."
• "I'm grabbing this burglarize."
• "Cool"

Looking at Molotov [ ]

• "Molotovs!"
• "Molotov's over here!"
• "Molotovs over hither."

Grabbing Molotov [ ]

• "All right, cocktails!"
• "Grabbing a Molotov."
• "Fire!"

Throwing Molotov [ ]

• "GRENADE!"

[ ]

Boomer [ ]

• [ Responding to a nearby Boomer ] "I hear a Boomer! And it sounded Canadian."
• [ Responding to a nearby Boomer ] "Hear that Boomer? I'one thousand gonna kill his ass."
• [ Responding to a nearby Boomer ] "Watch information technology. We got a Boomer."
• [ Spotting Boomer ] "BOOMER!"
• [ Puked on ] "Holy Jesus! That'south bad!"
• [ Puked on ] "He puked on me!"
• [ Puked on ] "Eh, yech!"
• [ Puked on ] "Ewwwww...ah shit! Yech!"
• [ Puked on ] "Shit."

Hunter [ ]

• [ Responding to a nearby Hunter ] "Yeah, you ameliorate hide! Sweatshirt-wearin' niggling wuss..."
• [ Responding to a nearby Hunter ] "I hear a Hunter. Come on out, wussy..."
• [ Responding to a nearby Hunter ] "Sounds like a freakin' Hunter."
• [ Responding to a nearby Hunter ] "There'due south a Hunter someplace around hither."
• [ Spotting Hunter ] "HUNTER! And information technology sounded Canadian."
• [ Spotting Hunter ] "HUNTER!"
• [ Pounced on ] "Get him off!"

Smoker [ ]

• [ Responding to a nearby Smoker ] "Smoker. Hah, he's gonna have to apply that tongue to choke my pes out of his donkey."
• [ Sing-song ] "Sounds like a smoker."
• [ Spotting Smoker ] "SMOKER!"
• [ Beingness pulled by Smoker ] "No, no, NO, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Jockey [ ]

Annotation: Francis will reuse his voicelines upon getting pinned past a Hunter whenever he'due south getting Ridden past a Jockey.

• [ Spotting a Jockey ] JOCKEY!
• [ Spotting a Jockey ] Picayune guy!
• [ Spotting a Jockey ] Little VAMPIRE!

Spitter [ ]

• [ Spotting a Spitter ] Spitter!
• [ Getting hit by a Spitter goo ] Motion!
• [ Getting hitting past a Spitter goo ] Go!

Charger [ ]

Note: Francis will reuse his voicelines upon getting attacked by a Tank while incapacitated whenever he's getting pummeled by a Charger.

• [ Spotting a Charger ] Charger! (2 versions)

Tank [ ]

• [ Being attacked by a Tank ] "This thing's killing me!"
• [ Being attacked by a Tank ] "Get this thing off me!"
• [ Being attacked by a Tank ] "I got a Tank on me!"
• [ Existence attacked by a Tank ] "This matter's pounding the hell out of me!"

Witch [ ]

• [ Responding to a nearby Witch ] "Hear that Witch? I'g gonna give her something to weep about..."
• [ Responding to a nearby Witch ] "A Witch! [Sniffs] And she's shut."
• [ Responding to a nearby Witch ] "I hear a Witch. Turn your light off!"
• [ When a Witch growls ] "Yous got a death wish? Leave that Witch alone!"
• [ When a Witch growls ] "Oh shit, the witch is gettin' riled up!"
• [ When a Witch growls ] "Watch it, that witch is gettin pissed!"
• [ Responding to an angry Witch ] "Terminate spooking that effin' witch!"

Horde [ ]

• [ Responding to zombies not vampires ] "Yeah, whatever you lot say, professor monster."
• "Where the hell did all these vampires come from?"
• [ Responding to incoming horde ]
  • "Here they come!"
  • "This is gonna be skillful."
  • "Watch your ass!"
  • "Shit, get ready!"
  • "Holy shit! Here they come!"
  • "INCOMING!"
  • "Become ready, ladies!"
• [ Upon Alerting the Horde ] "Effin' hell."

Killing Special Infected [ ]

• "That's mine."
• "Down!"
• "Dead!"
• "Nailed information technology!"
• "Popped it!"
• "Got it!"
• "Popped a cap in his ass"

Another Survivor Kills Special Infected [ ]

• "Expert shot!"
• "Nice shot!"
• "Whoah. Nice shot!"
• "Great shot!"
• "Nice shot, bro."
• "Good one!"
• To Zoey: "Dainty shot! For a girl."
• To Louis: "Dainty shot! For a girl. Louis."

Setting a Tank on fire (cut) [ ]

• "Burn, you lot son of a bitch."
• "Go to hell."
• "Fire, you vampire bitch."
• "Stay the hell downwardly."
• "Screw ALL you vampires."
• "Consume me, yous piece of shit."
• "Die, yous bitch."
• "BURN IN HELL! Fire in hell."
• "That was for ME!"
• If Tank has killed Beak: "That was for Bill!"
• If Tank has killed Louis: "That was for Louis!"
• If Tank has killed Zoey:
  • "Cheers for killin' our merely woman."
  • "That was for Zoey!"

Level Specific [ ]

No Mercy [ ]

The Apartments [ ]

• Intro:
  • Bill: "Nosotros can take the subway tunnels to the infirmary. There's a redline station not far from here."
    • Francis: "I detest subways."

The Sewer [ ]

• Entering the courtyard:
  • "We've got to get to the hospital."
  • "Get on the elevator!"
  • (Cut) "Striking the button!"

• Entering the sewers:
  • "I detest sewers."

• In the sewers:
  • Bill: "Francis, is that you or the sewer?" / Louis: "Phew... Francis..."
    • Francis: "Hey! hey!" / "Oh hey, that is uncalled for!"
  • "Now this is some shit."

• Inbound the hospital:
  • "Into the hospital!"
  • "There's a safe house in the infirmary!"

The Infirmary [ ]

• Exiting the saferoom:
  • "I hate hospitals. And doctors and lawyers and cops..."
  • (Cut) "I hate hospitals."

• Climbing up stairs:
  • "I hate stairs."

• If a survivor tries to call the lift again (cut):
  • "I already pressed the damn button."
  • "Yeah, it'll probably come quicker if ya go on pressin it."
  • "Hey jackass, I already pressed the damn push button."
  • "Yeah, it'll probably come quicker if you simply continue pressin it."

• Elevator arrives:
  • "Get on the elevator!"
  • "Elevator'due south here!"

• Inside the elevator:
  • Bill: "We been immune so far, simply - well, if I start to turn, hope you'll shoot me."
    Francis: "What if just your beard starts to turn? Can I shoot that?"
  • Francis: "I hate elevators. I hate helicopters. I hate hospitals. And doctors and lawyers and cops..."
    Bill: "Francis, is at that place anything you don't hate?"
    Francis: "Y'all know what I don't detest? I don't hate vests."
  • Francis: "Which one of you lot jackasses just beefed?"
    Zoey: "Oops, sorry!" (The captions testify "The biggest mystery nigh this vampire outbreak is", pointing out that this line was changed during development.)
  • Bill: "I have a bad feeling about this."
    Francis: "Hey, look on the brilliant side: fifty-fifty if yous don't make it, I'll still be really handsome."
    Bill / Zoey: [Short express mirth]
  • Francis: "Hey Louis, you look similar shit."
    Louis: "I don't wanna die. I know nobody wants to die, but I'thousand like, l times that."
    Zoey: [laughs]
  • Bill: "I accept a bad feeling about this."
    Francis: "I'm comin', Bill. Keep yer beard on."
    Bill: [laughs]
  • Bill: "Nosotros been immune so far, but - well, if I get-go to turn, hope you'll shoot me."
    Francis: "Allright, and then, let's exercise it!"
    Bill: "Don't be an donkey, Francis." / "Shut upwards, Francis."
  • (Cut) "And then, how'south yer beard holdin' up, Beak?"

Rooftop Finale [ ]

• Exiting the saferoom:
  • Zoey: "That helicopter airplane pilot meliorate exist hither."
    Francis: "If he ain't, at least we'll dice with a overnice view of the city."
  • (Cutting) "Louis, try not to blow upwards the helicopter..."

• After calling the chopper:
  • "Chopper's on its way!"

• The helicopter arrives:
  • "The chopper's hither! Let'due south go!"
  • "The chopper'due south here! About fourth dimension, likewise..."
  • "Everybody to the chopper!"
  • "Become to the chopper!"
  • Cut:
    • "Run to the chopper! Now!"
    • "To the chopper, to the chopper!"

Crash Course [ ]

The Alleys [ ]

• Intro:
  • Francis: "Alright, nobody panic. I have a plan."
    Louis: "Bully. What is it?"
    Francis: "Well, it's pretty complicated. I don't want to bore y'all with a lot of the complex fractions but, pace one is we walk that way."
  • Francis: "Wow! I love helicopters! I love 'em so much..."
    Zoey: "You what?" [Existent concern] Francis, are you all right?"
    Francis: "Whoa, must've hit my caput in the crash. I'thou okay now. I hate helicopters."
  • Francis: "Goddamnit, where'd they buy this helicopter? At the ... uh... um... hold on..."
    Zoey: "The shitty airplane pilot store?"
    Francis: "Aye. Stupid helicopter."
  • Francis: "Hey. Mr Positive. Nosotros just crashed. You got somethin' positive to say near that?" (on Xbox,subtitles country "Sunshine Axle", rather than "Mr Positive")
    Louis: "We walking away from it, own't nosotros?" / "That was my first time in a helicopter... Information technology was pretty exciting."
    Francis: Yeah, alright... I'll give you that.
  • Francis: "Hey. Mr Positive. We only crashed. You lot got somethin' positive to say about that?"
    Louis: "Yes, I guess so. I bet we don't see any more than Witches from now on. Anyone wanna bet me?"
  • Francis: "Hey Louis. That fancy college of yours teach yous how to fix a helicopter?"
    Louis: "Take you tried turning information technology off and on once again?"
    Francis: "You're kidding, right?"
  • Francis: "You lot're nonetheless wearing that tie, Louis? What? You lot got a meeting? Haha."
    Louis: "Heh, that'south funny, Francis. Why don't you have your mustache, your little vest, and your chaps, and go find yourself a parade!"
    Francis: "[Grumbling] Don't see what'southward wrong with vests..." / "...Not even wearin' chaps..." / "I hate parades."
  • Francis: "See? I told you. Helicopter crashed. We're not saved. Nosotros're all gonna dice. Pay upwards."
    Louis: "Francis, why would you bet that we're doomed?"
    Francis: "'Cuz information technology'due south money in the depository financial institution. Remind me to explicate gambling to you onetime."
  • Zoey: "Okay, of import safety tip: Don't go far a helicopter with a zombie pilot."
    Francis: "Yep well adjacent time someone offers united states a ride, don't shoot him." / "Or in this case, a vampire."
    Zoey: "He was a zombie, Francis."
  • Francis: "Guys. Everyone. I wanna say something: I. Hate. Helicopters."
    Louis: "For once, we're in complete agreement, Francis."
    Zoey: "Well, boys, I estimate nosotros're walking."
  • Francis: "Guys. Anybody. I wanna say something: I. Hate. Helicopters."
    Zoey: "Seconded. What the hell?"
    Francis: "Allow's just hike the hell out of here."
  • Francis: "I e'er tell you how I feel about helicopters?"
    Zoey: "[sigh] Do y'all hate them?"
    Francis: "I approximate I did tell ya."
  • Francis: "Is that how helicopters are supposed to land?"
    Louis: "Uh huh."
    Francis: "That'south what I thought."
    Zoey: "Well, boys, I guess nosotros're walking."
  • Francis: "I all the same can't believe you shot the pilot."
    Zoey: "He turned in a zombie, Francis. He wasn't gonna land the affair."
    Francis: "Well, I guess at present we'll never know, will we?"
  • Louis: "Well, I estimate we're walking."
    Francis: "I hate walking."
    Louis: "Look, five minutes agone you lot hated flight."
    Francis: "And information technology turns out I was correct near that."

• Upon seeing the pilot's corpse:
  • Francis: "Hey Zoey, here'south the pilot, in instance you wanna shoot him again."
    Zoey: "He was a zombie, Francis!" / "Okay, yous know what? He was a zombie. ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE. Not a pilot. He was a zombie, Francis!"

• Upon seeing the truck blocking the path:
  • "Truck's blocking the whole goddamn road..."

• Entering the warehouse:
  • "Might be something in this warehouse."

• Looking at a "Hersch" sign:
  • "I drove for Hersch once. Till some guy laughed at my little chocolate-brown shorts. And I beat out him to death."

• When budgeted the van across from the warehouse's exit
  • "Say. An alley."

• When a horde is approaching during Crash Course:
  • Francis: "Here they come! Zoey, just pretend they're all helicopter pilots!"
    Zoey: "Zombie, Francis! He. Was. A. ZOMBIE!"

• When Zoey sees a magazine rack:
  • Zoey: "Hey, Francis. They've got the latest issue of Hating Everything Mag here."
    Francis: "I hate latest issues."

• Seeing the army vehicles:
  • "Huh. The army. Fat lotta help they've been to us."
  • "Huh. The army. They're nigh every bit much assist as the cops."

• Upon seeing the train wreck in-town
  • "How many pilots have you shot, Zoey? Crude ballpark guess."
  • "Whoa... Zoey must've shot the train usher. Hehe..."
    Zoey: "The pilot was a ZOMBIE, Francis!" / "Okay, you know what? He was a zombie. Zombie, zombie, zombie, not a airplane pilot. He was a zombie, Francis!" / "The chopper airplane pilot was a zombie, Francis!"

• Upon seeing the bridge:
  • "Let's follow that bridge. Might be a style outta this dump."

• When passing large fuel tanks:
  • Francis: "Hey Zoey, we're passing gas!"
    Zoey: "Heh, farting."

• Passing steaming pipe:
  • Francis: "Hey, watch out for that goddamn steam pipe."
    Zoey: "Man, I honey steam."
    Francis: "Yeah, steam'due south all right, I guess." / "I hate steam. ...pipes." / "Oh yep. I love steam. I just detest the pipes."

• Seeing a "For Lease" sign on a building:
  • "For...charter. Everyone got a pen? I wanna write this number downwards."
  • Francis: "For...charter."
    Louis: "I'll exist damned. Francis, when'd you acquire to read?"

• Seeing a "I hate Mondays" sign:
  • "This sign says 'I detest Mondays'! Human, tell me near it. Unless it'south Lasagna Mondays. I dear lasagna."
  • Francis: "This sign says 'I hate Mondays'! Man, tell me about it."
    Zoey: "Unless it'south Lasagna Mondays. I love lasagna."

• When seeing the Eastern Waterworks sign:
  • Francis: "Waterworks. That where you choice up your crying supplies Bill? Hahahaha, I am hilarious."
    Bill: "Speak upwardly, Francis! Your vocalism got all deadened from your head being then far upwards your donkey!" / "You know who's gonna survive this mess, Francis? It ain't the fella making jokes." / "I'll requite you something to cry about, Francis." / "Shut up, Francis." / " You ever go tired of existence an idiot, Francis?"

• When seeing the Riverside sign:
  • "Riverside! Ain't that where the regular army's holed up?"
  • Francis: "Riverside? Aww, I hate Canada." / "Oh my God, I hate Canada and then much!" / "If in that location's one matter I hate more vampires, it's Canada, eh!"
    Zoey "Yeah. Canadians are dicks."
  • Francis: "Riverside? Aww, I detest Canada." / "Oh my God, I hate Canada so much!" / "If there'due south 1 affair I hate more than vampires, it'southward Canada, eh!"
    Zoey/Louis: "Canada? Francis, nosotros're in Pennsylvania."
    Francis: "Man! I've been hatin' Riverside all this fourth dimension for nothin'."
  • [ Very rarely, when seeing a Hunter or hearing a Boomer later on seeing the Riverside sign without Zoey or Louis correcting him ] "I hear a Boomer! And information technology sounded Canadian!"
    "Hunter! It looked Canadian."
  • Louis: "If nosotros can but make it to Riverside, we are abode free, guys!"
    Francis: "Ahhhh, I incertitude it." / "I detest Riverside."

• Seeing birds flight:
  • Francis: "I hate birds."
    Zoey: "Yes. Birds are dicks."

The Truck Depot Finale [ ]

• In the saferoom:
  • "Permit'due south get in that truck, step on the gas, and not stop till we see the army."
  • "I got an idea. Let'southward steal that truck."
  • "Looks like we should cheque out that truck depot."

• Passing by an aisle:
  • Louis: "Hey, Francis. Wasn't this the alley y'all were built-in in?"
    Francis: "Yeah ha ha ha. This the one you wanna die in?"

• Seeing the "Recycling" sign on a building:
  • "Cheers for saving the planet, recyclers. Mission accomplished."
  • "Copper... aluminum... contumely... those guys recycle everything!"

• Arriving at the truck depot:
  • "We gotta lower that lift!"
  • "That lift won't come down till we power upwards the generator."
  • "Someone wanna ability up the generator?"
  • "Somebody should actuate the lift."
  • Francis: "Hey, Zoey-when I drive us outta here, don't SHOOT me, alright?" / "I'm not driving. I don't wanna go shot."
    Zoey: "The pilot was a zombie, Francis!"

• Starting the generator:
  • First try:
    • "Everybody hang on. This'll merely take a 2d."
    • "Go far position, this'll just take a sec."
  • Second attempt:
    • "Stupid generator. Come ON!"
    • "Come on, allow'southward go, let'due south get, come ON!"
    • "Goddamn generator. Come ON, permit'southward Get!"
  • Third endeavor:
    • "Goddamn it. Piece a shit generator..."
    • "I'yard gettin' so sick of this goddamn generator..."
    • "Before long as we get the truck moving, I am going to RUN Y'all OVER. Stupid generator."

• When the generator needs to be restarted:
  • "POWER'S OUT! We gotta kickstart the generator!"
  • "Power'Due south OUT!"
  • "We gotta kickstart the generator!"
  • "The damn generator broke over again!"
  • "Someone needs to restart the generator!"

Death Toll [ ]

• [ When entering the tunnel ] "Fantastic. A tunnel."

Neb: "Don't exist an ass, Francis."

• [ Noticing a sign warning of deer crossing at The Turnpike ] "Uh-oh, watch out! Deer around here."
• [ To Church building Guy ] "Nosotros're cops! Open up!"
• "Man, I don't think that cop matter worked..."
• "Let's see, I'm Francis, that's Grandpa Bill, and there's zombies out here! Open the goddamn door!"
• Francis: "Take a centre, we got a helpless old man with us.
  • "Bill: "Hey!"

• "I'grand gonna tear that bell down and shove information technology upward your ass!"
• "Everyone but us is either a zombie or an asshole."
• "Mind candy pants, we tin can make y'all open that goddamn door."
• "If nosotros alive through this, I'm gonna frickin' Impale that guy!"
• [ After Louis has stated that Riverside is a bosom, and they should get to the river ]
  • Francis: "That's better than my plan."
  • Neb: "What was that?"
  • Francis: "I didn't have 1."

• [ When answering the radio in Death Toll ] "Attention gunkhole owners! Nosotros are, uh, the cops! I control you to pick us up!"
• [ When the rescue boat arrives in Death Price ] "Our boat'southward here, all aboard!"

Dead Air [ ]

The Greenhouse [ ]

• "I hate planes."
• "Let's get up that ladder!"
• "'God is dead', huh? Well join the damn club."
• "The whole damn metropolis is on fire!"

The Crane [ ]

• "Don't everybody first the crane all at once!"
• "Our dumpster's arrived. Let'due south go, girls!"
• "We outta go back on the rooftops."
• "Somebody start the crane."
• "Let's head dorsum up."
• "Let's head downwards the stairs."
• "Safe firm in that storage place!"

The Construction Site [ ]

• "It figures the only thing in the damn city Non on fire is the ane thing we need to burn."
• "Ah shit. That half a aeroplane own't existent encouraging."
• "HELL YES! Information technology'S THE Drome!"
• "We tin get inside over the skybridge."
• [ When starting the The Construction Site's Crescendo Event ] "Heh, hot shot."
• "There' a safe firm across the skybridge."

The Last [ ]

• "This is the nigh sober I've ever been in an airdrome."
• "Permit's go through the offices!"
• "We gotta go through that pile a' junk!"
• "The pitiful thing is, this is only the 2d worst time I've ever had in an aerodrome."

Runway Finale [ ]

• "Hey, nosotros're nigh outta this shithole. I told you I'd get you outta here." (Captions omit the discussion "outta")
• [ When plane crashes ] "Holy shit..."
• "Get to the plane! Let'southward go!"

Blood Harvest [ ]

• [ Upon seeing the beginning picnic table in The Wood ] "Y'all're tellin' me people military camp for fun?"
• [ Realizes radio is just a tape rather than alive ] "Goddamn tape looped slice of shit, I hate the ground forces." / "Screw the goddamn army."
  • [ APC arrives ] "I dear the army!" / "I forgive yous army, I honey y'all guys!"
• "That is 1 creepy-ass firm."
• [ Seeing backyard mower massacre in basement ] "Holy shit..."
• "Yous gotta be shittin' me! We walked a hundred miles to fight v million vampires!"
• "You gotta be shittin' me! We walked a hundred miles to fight five million vampires-" Neb/Louis: "They're zombies, Francis." "Whatever, and all they have is a goddamn tape looped!? Screw the goddamn army!"
• [ When answering the radio in Blood Harvest ] "Attention regular army! This is- [Clears throat] -the cops!"
• [ Upon seeing the kickoff building from the forest on The Bridge ] "I bet nosotros can get to the railroad train station from that building!"

The Sacrifice [ ]

Intro [ ]

• "Is this the Keys? Considering I don't wanna alive here."
• "So this is the Florida Keys. Crazy how information technology looks similar some shithole in the middle of nowhere."
• "Hey Pecker, I think I mighta missed the effectively points of your plan. I caught all the train stuff. Something about a boat to an isle paradise. Just I missed the part where we're stranded in the heart of goddamn nowhere."
• "And why don't nosotros want any of these boats? They look cool."
• "Holy shit! Did that truck accept a head-on standoff with a boat? Man, I wish I could have seen that."
• Francis: "Man, Zoey is pissed."
  • Louis: "I'm pissed as well!"
  • Francis: "Actually? This is you lot pissed?"

• "Wow, I never thought I'd say this, only I think I wanna hang out with Louis."
• "Louis, tell Zoey I don't know what's going on."
• "Why did we cease?"
• "What? Nosotros're not even gonna try driving information technology on the ground?" •"Beak" "Shut up Francis!"
• "Hey, I own't the one who thought nosotros could drive a freakin' train through the body of water!"
• "Hey Louis, I never idea I'd say this, but I call up I wanna hang out with you."
• "Aye! Sandy beaches, coconuts, sand... Beaches, sand... Wait a infinitesimal, I hate islands!"
• "Don't worry, I hate boats likewise."
• "I was getting tired of being cooped up. Looking forward to some walking!"

The Docks [ ]

[ Approaching train car with Tank inside ]

• "Do nosotros actually want to open that door? Please say no."
• "Hey, Bill, I think there'south a sailboat in the train."
• "Okay. And so, I'm not opening the door. Y'all guys piece of work it out and allow me know when the door's open."
• "Hey Louis, I don't think information technology's a tank in there. It sounds like a puppy. You should allow it out."
• "Hey, Bill. Zoey said you should open the door."
• "Louis, you gonna open that door or what?"
• [ When asked if he could open the door ] "No pr... Hey wait a minute!"

[ Opening train door with Tank inside ]

• "Oh shit. There is a tank in here."
• "Get ready with some burn."
• "Alright, alright, I'll be the dauntless 1."
• "Psst. Go for the ane with the tie."
• "Hey, call back who let you outta here..."

[ Inside Tank's railroad train car ]

• "Hey, Bill. Your sailboat smells like shit."
• "God. Smells like Pecker's beard in here"

The Clomp [ ]

[ Safe room ]

• [ On seeing Japanese graffiti ] Francis: "What the hell does this hateful?"
  • Louis: "Let me meet...uh...Taki...I love you...Goodbye."
  • Francis: "Whoa. How'd y'all exercise that?"
  • Louis: "I interned in Tokyo."
  • Francis: "Bullshit. Say "Pecker'southward an idiot" in Japanese."
  • Louis: "Nib-san, baka desu."
  • Francis: "Squeamish."
  • Pecker: "Oh yes, you think thats squeamish Francis?"
  • Bill: "Louis say "Francis is an idiot" in Japanese."
  • Louis: "Francis, baka desu."
  • Bill: "Amazing."
• "Most to die in a brick mill? Cause I'm about to do that likewise. And I got to mutter about shit the whole time."
• "Louis, if you don't stop being positive, I'grand gonna sink the boat just to brand you pitiful."
  • Louis: "Existence positive got me where I am Francis."

• "Hey, Louis. Nosotros been through the whole goddamn country, and it'due south all 1 big shithole. Notwithstanding think it'due south going back to normal?"
  • Louis: "Even if it is they're not letting us back in."

• "Okay. Explicate to me once again why nosotros didn't take any one of the perfectly good boats nosotros passed?"
  • Bill: " I go on telling you we're looking for a sailboat."

• "I'm notwithstanding not seeing a gunkhole. Why don't we head back and see if the train floats?"
  • Bill: "Are you getting tired Francis? Tell you lot what I'll get look for a boat and I'll pick you upward and carry ya at that place."

• "I was tired of getting couped up looking forrad to some walking."
  • Louis: "Adept idea Francis some cardio is just what nosotros need."
  • Bill: "Yous're a regular health nut!"

• "Okay, merely why didn't we drive one of those boats and wait for a sailboat?"

[ Climbing the gravel hill ]

• "Shut upward, you lot stupid birds."
• "Nice rockpile, birds! Ha ha, hold on, do y'all hear a zombie?"
• "Nesting birds, Pecker! Watch your bristles!"
• "Get upwardly this pile of crap!"
• "Anyone wanna guess what I'm hatin' correct now?"

Port Finale [ ]

[ Prophylactic room ]

• "I wish I was heading to a deserted island. Can we each get our own?"
• "I hate your expert feelings."
• "Yeah, I get it, Louis. Bill gets it for chrissake, and he can't even work a flush toilet."
• "No more vampires."
• "Louis, you're such a nerd."
• Francis: "Beak, I simply wanna make it clear - in front of everyone - that I am against the isle plan."
  • Nib: "Cut the horseshit Francis."
  • Francis: "Jesus, Pecker, take you lot ever BEEN to an island? They're goddamn horrible."
  • Bill: "They're defensible, Francis. As far as we know, zombies can't swim."
  • Francis: "They're not the but ones..."
  • Bill: "Speak up, son."
  • Francis: "I... I hate this program!"
  • Bill: "Noted. Let's get."
• "The vampires want to kill us, the army wants to kill us. With our luck, Zoey probably crossed the mob. What the hell makes you think we're gonna alive to encounter Bill's horrible goddamn isle in The Keys?"
• Francis: "Hey Louis, have I ever mentioned how I feel about islands?"
  • Louis: "Are you joking?"
  • Francis: "No, I'm being serious. I really detest islands. I have insulaphobia - I'yard afraid of islands."
  • Louis: "Shit Francis, once we become there, I've got your back. I'm gonna keep an eye on the island for you."
  • Francis: "No man, it's a medical condition. Just my goddamn luck."
  • Louis: "Punk island!" / "Punk-ass island bowwow! ("You better watch yourself!" / "Better watch yourself one time Francis and Louis is on the case!")
• Louis: Francis, you're set to get to The keys and have ourselves a seafood banquet?
  • Francis: "I hate fish."
  • Louis: "Well hater, I estimate y'all don't accept to eat any and then."
  • Francis: "Oh no, I similar eating them. That's i of the ways I'll allow fish know how much I hate them!"

[ Bridge bachelor ]

• "All aboard! The span..."
• "Everyone to the bridge!"
• "Get to the span! Get to the bridge! Come on, get to the bridge!"

[ Bridge stopped ]

• "Goddamn it, who broke the bridge?"
• "Do you remember that generator might restart itself?"
• "Someone needs to restart that generator!"

[ When sacrificing himself ]

• "Jesus, I'm dauntless."
• "Gauge I better save everybody."
• "I detest suicide missions."
• "Stay there! Goddamn information technology, I don't wanna die..."
• "Nobody attempt to aid me! Unless you lot desire!"
• "Don't move! I have a plan!"
• "Stay at that place! Oh god, it shoulda been Louis."
• "Stay there! Oh my god, I'm an idiot..."
• "Don't try to talk me out of this! Anyone?"

[ Louis sacrifices himself ]

• "I could have predicted that."
• "Louis is expressionless."
• "Louis little buddy, you did it!"
• "Louis, the island won't be the aforementioned without you lot."
• "Cheers Louis!"

[ Zoey sacrifices herself ]

• "Noooo! Yous monsters! Take Louis instead!"
• "Not ZOEY!"
• "SHIT ZOEY!"
• "I hate this!"

[ Bill sacrifices himself ]

• "Bill! Information technology should have been Louis! It should have been Louis!"
• "Bill restarted the generator!"
• "Thanks Pecker, I owe you i. You onetime bounder..."
• "Bill, you did it, buddy! You really did information technology!"

The Passing [ ]

• [ In The Passing promo ad. In response to Rochelle proverb she hates stairs ] "Oh my God! You hate stuff besides?"
• [ In The Passing promo advertisement. In response to Rochelle proverb she hates stairs again ] "I know!"
• [ In The Passing promo advertizing. In response to Rochelle maxim she hates the bridge ] "It's so stupid!"
• [ In The Passing promo advert. In response to Rochelle saying she hates Francis'south vest ] "What now? Ugh, I dont remember this is gonna work out."

Intro [ ]

• [ When asked to lower the bridge ] "I don't know. We lost a practiced man trying to become this span up. I don't experience right about putting information technology dorsum down."
• [ In response to Nick asking to lower the bridge ]
  • "Go to Hell, suit."
  • "Bite me, Colonel Sanders."
• "Hey! Squeamish ride!"
• "Generator's out. Get to the other side and we'll help you get this thing downwardly!"
• "You down there, exist at-home. We're cops."
• "Is there any four of you who isn't an asshole?"
• "Look, I don't love this span. Only we just lost a man and… Lamentable brother, but y'all are on your own."
• "Brother, I don't honey this span, but right at present nosotros just lost a man and got a man down. Sorry, you are on your own."
• "Hello, Rochelle. A beautiful name for a beautiful lady. This your dad?"
• "Rochelle, you and your dad need to get downwards there and fill upward the generator. Practise that and we can lower the bridge."
• "Aye, that's Louis. I wouldn't become too attached to him, he'll probably be dead soon. I'chiliad Francis."
• "If you want to keep going this way, you gonna accept to walk to the other side of this span, and so me and some ugh other cops up here tin can help you lower the bridge."

The Port [ ]

• "Man overnice ride! Is that really Jimmy Gibbs's motorcar?"

Ellis: "You got that correct!"

Francis: "How she handle?"

Ellis: "Pulls a piddling to the left."

Francis: "[Laughs] Honestly, I'm more of a bike man myself."

Ellis: "Really? Yes what you riding now?"

Zoey: "Hey, machine guys! At present'southward not the time! We got a bridge to lower."

• "Hey sweet ride"

Ellis: "Yeah, she belonged to a little someone called Jimmy Gibbs Jr."

Francis: "No kidding! Y'all mean this automobile belonged to the Taco Dog!?"

Ellis: "Hehe, yep- await...what? Jimmy Gibbs Jr. was a Legend."

Francis: "Yep, that domestic dog made some really good tacos."

• "Hey! Alright. While you guys were gone, I came up with a plan. To practice this quicker, we should intermission up into teams. Guys, yous're shirts. Everybody else, skins...Now let'southward go!"
• [ Attempting to compliment Rochelle ] "Hey Rochelle. De-peck Manner. I love that guy!"
• "Sure, I'll assistance *You*."
• Francis: "Hey! I didn't remember a fancy ass like you would survive something similar that."
  Nick: "That'southward funny...because I knew YOUR lazy ass would nevertheless exist here."
  Francis: "Yeah well....at least I don't accept a turd on my adjust".
  Nick: "...I put it there".
• "WITCH! Oh sorry, got dislocated by all your crying."
• "Cry your way over to the lift and and then sob your style downward to the generator, fill it up with your tears and nosotros'll take care of the remainder."
• "Take the elevator downward to the generator. Don't weep on it though, it's electric!"

Ending [ ]

• Zoey: "Man, I'k gonna miss Ellis."

Francis: "Yes, me also!"

• [Spoken 2 different ways] "Don't just stand there, haul ass!"
• "Hey Ellis! I hate your hat, haha!"
• "Y'know, they were alright."
• "I love that car."
• "Wait at that auto go!"
• "Nick! Expert luck, my blood brother."
• "Goodbye Ro! Ugh... My lovely fiddling angel."
• "Cheerio Ro... I dearest you!" (May alternately sob 'I dear y'all' shortly after.)
• "I hate goodbyes."
• "I actually am a cop, y'know!"

Notes [ ]

• If ane has captions turned on when riding the elevators of No Mercy, there is an fault between the soundfile that plays and the explanation text. When Francis says "Which ane of yous jackasses just beefed?", the caption displays the unused quote "The Greatest mystery of the Vampire outbreak is which ane of you jackasses just beefed." However, this line is notwithstanding used in non-English languages instead of the shorter one.
• "Oh yeah. I love steam. I just hate the pipes." line could well be a reference to Steam, the platform that every Valve game is running on, including Left 4 Dead.
• When Francis compliments Rochelle on her shirt, he mispronounces "Depeche" as "De-peck".
• In response to a sign, Francis talks about how he hates Mondays, "Unless it'southward Lasagna Monday. I dear lasagna." This could exist a reference to Garfield the Cat, who was known for hating Mondays, and loving lasagna.

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